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DesperateHousewives-绝望主妇第一季03LRC歌词

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[by:convey907]
[00:05.43]She was his wife. He deserves to have all the facts.
[00:08.34]She abandoned her husband and her son and I’ll never forgive her.
[00:12.67]It’s the age-old question,
[00:14.74]How much do we want to know about our neighbors?
[00:17.98]CanceI the meeting with the divorce Iawyer.
[00:20.75]We’ll find a marriage counseIor.
[00:22.95]- I’m Mike DeIfino. - Susan Mayer. I Iive across the street.
[00:26.12]- You’re gonna have to ask him out. - I keep hoping he’ll ask me out.
[00:29.89]I really hate the way you taIk to me.
[00:31.89]I hate that I spent $1 5,000 on your diamond neckIace,
[00:35.13]but I’m Iearning to deaI with it.
[00:36.93]- Do you Iove him? - I do.
[00:39.27]So then why are we here? Why are we doing this?
[00:42.24]I don’t want to wake up one morning,
[00:44.34]with a sudden urge to bIow my brains out.
[00:51.94]After I died,
[00:53.44]I began to surrender the parts of myself that were no longer necessary.
[00:58.54]My desires, beliefs, ambitions, doubts --
[01:01.94]every trace of my humanity was discarded.
[01:07.04]I discovered when moving through eternity,
[01:09.74]it helps to travel lightly.
[01:12.94]In fact, I held on to only one thing
[01:16.64]my memory.
[01:19.74]It’s astonishing to look back on the world I left behind
[01:23.34]I remember it all --
[01:25.84]every single detail.
[01:30.54]Like my friend Bree Van De Kamp.
[01:35.64]I remember the easy confidence of her smile,
[01:39.84]the gentle elegance of her hands,
[01:43.84]the refined warmth of her voice.
[01:50.24]But what I remember most about Bree...
[01:52.64]Rex, wasn’t that lovely --
[01:54.64]was the look of fear in her eyes.
[01:59.04]Bree had started to realize her world was unraveling,
[02:02.44]and for a woman who despised loose ends,
[02:05.74]that was unacceptable.
[02:08.84]Rex. Rex. You need to get up.
[02:11.94]It’s not even light out.
[02:13.94]Please hurry.
[02:14.64]If the kids see you sleeping down here, they’re going to start asking questions.
[02:17.94]Let ’em ask. I don’t care anymore.
[02:20.24]Well, I care.
[02:22.44]They don’t need to be burden with our marital problems
[02:24.74]while we’re working things out, the least we can do is try to keep up appearances.
[02:28.34]Oh, yeah. Appearances.
[02:30.84]I keep forgetting about appearances.
[02:34.14]Oh, Rex, you look so tired.
[02:36.34]I didn’t sleep.
[02:38.14]This damn thing is so uncomfortable.
[02:41.54]Well, why don’t you move back upstairs and sleep in our bed?
[02:45.04]We’re in marriage counseling, Bree.
[02:46.24]I think that would confuse things.
[02:48.44]It’s just--
[02:50.14]I miss you.
[02:52.44]I know you do.
[02:55.04]Of course, if I don’t find out start getting some sleep, pretty soon
[02:57.14]I’ll be forced to move back upstairs out of sure exhaustion.
[03:07.54]Yes, Bree was afraid of many things,
[03:10.34]but if there was one thing she wasn’t afraid of...
[03:17.24]It was a challenge.
[04:05.71]The day on Wisteria lane began like any other.
[04:09.21]With a cup of coffee and the moring paper.
[04:11.71]Just give me a second....
[04:12.81]and while Lynette read the business section.
[04:15.21]and Gabrielle studied the fall collections
[04:18.11]and Bree searched for decorating ideas
[04:21.51]Susan scanned the front page and saw something
[04:25.71]that caught her eye
[04:51.01]What’s about time.
[04:52.41]Be nice. I come bearing Snacks.
[04:55.61]Lynette, these cards are sticky
[04:57.61]I know. Preston used the three of diamonds to took scoop jam out of the jar.
[05:01.41]Gorgeous, thankful we have 49 cards to play with.
[05:04.21]- Hello. Sorry I’m late - Hey.
[05:06.81]So, Susan and I was just telling the girls, I want to throw a dinner party
[05:09.51]- Really? - Yes.
[05:10.81]Well how long have we all lived on this street we’ve never done a big group thing
[05:13.81]I think it’s a great idea
[05:15.21]Paul never likes to have people over but the heck with him I’m doing it.
[05:18.41]So when is this shindig?
[05:19.81]How about a month from tonight?
[05:21.81]That would be the 16th. Good for everyone?
[05:23.41]Works for me. Should we all make something?
[05:25.41]Oh, no. This is my party.
[05:27.81]I’ve been wanting to have everyone over for years.
[05:30.21]I’m so happy we’re finally doing this.
[05:32.31]It’s gonna be so much fun.
[05:34.91]Hey.
[05:37.31]I know. Her dinner.
[05:39.61]How could we have all forgotten about this?
[05:42.01]We didn’t exactly forget, it’s just usually when the hostess dies the party’s off.
[05:45.81]Lynette Lynette
[05:46.51]I’m not being flip. I’m just pointing out a reality.
[05:49.51]Mary Alice was so excited about it. It’s so sad.
[05:53.51]I think we should go through with it.
[05:55.31]Really? Wouldn’t that be in poor taste?
[05:57.81]No. It’s sort of a way to honor Mary Alice.
[05:59.85]It was so important to her
[06:01.51]We could all use a fun night.
[06:03.61]Well, good, because I have some new flour that I have been just dying to show off.
[06:07.91]Lynette? Lynette?
[06:08.51]- I’m in. - I’ll make braised lamb shanks.
[06:10.91]I’m still in.
[06:12.61]So how many I will be cooking for?
[06:14.11]Seven. Three couples and Susan. Does that sound right?
[06:17.21]No, it sounds very, very wrong.
[06:19.01]- Oh - Is there somebody you’d like to invite?
[06:32.01]I have an idea.
[06:37.21]A dinner party.
[06:38.51]Honey, I may be working late.
[06:40.61]The Dillman proposal’s a complete mess.
[06:42.21]No, no, you promised to be home every night this week.
[06:44.61]I’ll try but I can’t guarantee anything.
[06:46.71]This is business.
[06:47.81]says the prince as he rides off into the sunset.
[06:51.01]Boy the movies ever get the wrong.
[06:53.01]You know what your problem is?
[06:54.51]You’re very tense.
[06:55.81]You should go to a spa or go shopping.
[06:57.51]Find a way to relax.
[07:13.01]Hello?
[07:13.61]Where are you?
[07:15.41]Algebra.
[07:16.51]You free at 4:00?
[07:18.21]I’m not sure. I got track after school.
[07:21.21]Well, get here as fast as you can.
[07:23.41]My husband says I need to relax.
[07:26.31]You, uh, want me to keep my gym clothes on like last time?
[07:28.91]If you would, please.
[07:32.01]A dinner party?
[07:32.81]Yeah, it’ll be fun.
[07:34.21]Bree’s cooking, everyone’s coming.
[07:36.01]You know what? I haven’t even had a chance to unpack yet, honey.
[07:38.11]I just, uh, I just need to chill out for the next few days.
[07:41.51]Oh, Tom.
[07:44.31]There’ll be liquor and hors d’oeuvres and grownups without children and -- and silverware.
[07:50.91]Remember silverware?
[07:51.91]Honey, can you take this in for me?
[07:54.21]Have you heard anything I just said?
[07:55.81]Yeah, I’m sorry. I’m just -- I’m wiped out.
[07:57.41]Three cities in six days -- my head is just pounding. I’m not ready for a dinner party.
[08:02.51]I already got a sitter.
[08:03.61]Can you cancel her?
[08:05.61]Please? Look, let’s just stay in tomorrow night.
[08:08.61]We can get a bottle of wine and rent a video,
[08:10.71]and I-I just want to hang out with my best gal.
[08:14.51]That’s all.
[08:17.21]I was looking so forward to a night out.
[08:19.81]I know, sweetie, I’m sorry, but...
[08:23.21]I’m beat.
[08:23.91]I mean, do you remember what it was like to work a 60-hour week?
[08:32.61]A dinner party?
[08:33.91]Do I have to go?
[08:35.61]Well, given that we’re hosting it, I’d say so.
[08:38.01]By the way, you won’t be drinking at this party.
[08:41.01]Why is that?
[08:42.31]Because when you drink, you get chatty.
[08:44.61]No one needs to know that we’re seeing Dr. Goldfine.
[08:47.11]You know, if you spent half as much time working on our problems as you do covering them --
[08:50.61]not a drop.
[08:51.81]You know, this -- this is ridiculous.
[08:54.61]And this whole thing about us taking tennis lessons?
[08:56.61]Well, the nurses at your office may start wondering why you’re disappearing three times a week.
[09:00.41]Tennis lessons are a plausible alibi.
[09:05.11]All right so, these tennis lessons we’re taking --
[09:07.71]how are we doing?
[09:08.41]My backhand’s improving immensely, but you’re still having problems with your serve.
[09:13.31]Of course.
[09:15.81]A dinner party?
[09:16.91]It’s tomorrow night, so if you could just keep Julie an extra day.
[09:20.01]Fine, but that’s all. Brandi and I leave sunday for a week up at the cabin.
[09:23.41]What cabin?
[09:25.21]Brandi wanted some place where we could get away.
[09:28.91]Escrow just closed yesterday.
[09:31.21]You can afford a cabin, but you can’t scrape up child support?
[09:34.51]The check is in the mail.
[09:35.81]Oh. No, it’s not.
[09:39.21]I found my dental guard. I’m ready.
[09:44.41]Stop fighting.
[09:45.41]We are being as nice as we possibly can to one another.
[09:47.81]Like I said, stop fighting.
[10:00.51]Excuse me, Brandi.
[10:03.01]Do you mind?
[10:07.41]Oh, okay.
[10:09.01]Wait. Susan, you’re right there. You can pick it up.
[10:12.81]I could, but she’s the one who threw it.
[10:16.11]Come on. Don’t be petulant. Just pick up the stupid can.
[10:19.81]No.
[10:20.41]I can pick it up.
[10:21.51]Honey, stay out of this.
[10:27.11]Fine.
[10:29.11]This is so typical.
[10:33.21]Oh, I’m sorry. Was that petulant, too?
[10:35.11]You know what? You can pick up the damn can yourself.
[10:38.11]Yeah, well, you just go to hell.
[10:45.41]You want me to pick it up?
[10:48.61]Uh...
[10:57.61]Mrs. Warmington said she looked for mom’s obituary and couldn’t find it.
[11:02.71]Did you put one in?
[11:04.21]I’ve had other things on my mind, Zack.
[11:08.91]But how could you not do that?
[11:10.71]People are going to think we didn’t care about her.
[11:12.31]I doubt people will give it much thought.
[11:14.61]Don’t worry about it.
[11:16.51]You never talk about her.
[11:18.51]She hasn’t even been dead a month, and it’s like you’ve totally forgotten she ever existed.
[11:21.51]It’s a little early for this kind of talk.
[11:26.91]Maybe when you die,
[11:28.81]I won’t put in an obituary.
[11:32.21]That will be your choice to make.
[11:37.61]Assuming you outlive me.
[11:45.91]Mom, it’s no big deal.
[11:47.21]Carlos and I are driving in for the baptism.
[11:48.81]Problem solved.
[11:50.81]Okay, fine.
[11:52.51]You go with aunt Maria, and I will take Nana to church.
[11:57.41]Take your clothes off.
[11:59.41]Uh-huh.
[12:00.41]Okay. I got to go, mom.
[12:02.11]Yes, right now.
[12:04.21]Okay, uh, you can give me directions later. Bye.
[12:07.61]Hi. How was school?
[12:09.31]Got an A-minus on my biology exam.
[12:11.11]You did? Mm.
[12:12.91]Well, let’s see what you’ve learned.
[12:19.21]Who’s that?
[12:20.31]I don’t know.
[12:22.41]Hey, you!
[12:32.11]So did Mike say anything?
[12:33.71]No, but, god, you should have seen the look on his face.
[12:37.31]I’m sure it’s not that bad.
[12:38.81]I mean, he’s coming to the party, right?
[12:40.81]I left three messages.
[12:42.31]Oh, he’s not going to come. Big surprise.
[12:44.61]I did everything but foam at the mouth.
[12:46.51]God, I hate when I get that way.
[12:48.51]It’s like every time I get within 10 feet of Karl, I just become this monster.
[12:52.71]You know what? It’s not going to change until you resolve your issues with that man.
[12:56.01]What, you mean forgive him?
[12:57.71]You know, I’ve lived with this bitterness so long, I think I’d be lonely without it.
[13:01.31]Honey, get a pet.
[13:04.01]See ya.
[13:08.71]- Son of a -- - it’s a business meeting.
[13:10.91]It’s a frat party.
[13:12.31]Regional manager, corporate manager, head of sales.
[13:15.21]Margarita, cigar, sombrero.
[13:18.31]Okay.
[13:18.91]Honey, what do you want me to do, sit around the hotel the whole time watching cable?
[13:22.21]No. But when I say,
[13:24.31]"we’ve been invited to a party,"
[13:25.71]don’t whine about your exhausting 60-hour week.
[13:29.11]Put on your dancin’ shoes and take the mother of your children out for a good time.
[13:33.81]Fine. You know what? You’re right.
[13:36.31]Let’s go to that party.
[13:37.31]I can’t. I already canceled the sitter.
[13:40.01]Okay, well, we’ll throw the next one.
[13:41.31]Throw a dinner party?
[13:42.91]I don’t even have time to wash my face.
[13:48.51]No, you know what?
[13:50.21]I’m going to go to this one.
[13:51.61]You can stay home and babysit the kids.
[13:53.81]Fine.
[13:55.01]I can handle that.
[14:12.11]Thank you.
[14:13.81]Gabrielle spent her morning searching for the mysterious little girl.
[14:18.31]Sadly for her, the mystery was solved a bit too quickly.
[14:29.61]Hey.
[14:31.01]What’s going on?
[14:32.11]Have you met Ashley?
[14:37.11]Found it!
[14:38.11]Babe, this is Sheila Bukowski, our new neighbor.
[14:40.10]They just moved into the Miller’s old house.
[14:41.71]My daughter left her ball in your yard. I’m so sorry.
[14:44.81]Oh, oh, no -- no problem.
[14:47.41]Nice to meet you, Ashley.
[14:51.41]She’s shy. She doesn’t say much.
[14:53.31]Yeah, but I can see her little mind working away.
[14:58.91]Nice meeting you.
[15:03.71]Come on, Ashley.
[15:42.21]Private sessions?
[15:44.11]I don’t understand. Why do we need private sessions?
[15:46.51]Private sessions allow us to work on the personal issues of both partners.
[15:51.11]Oh, well, I don’t have any personal issues.
[15:52.81]My only issue is that my husband wants to leave me, and how can I work on that if he’s not in the room?
[15:57.31]There are things I need to discuss with Dr. Goldfine, and I can’t have you there.
[16:02.21]Why?
[16:03.71]I’m your wife. You can say anything in front of me.
[16:06.71]All we need is a few more sessions, and I’m sure we can --
[16:08.91]damn it, Bree,
[16:10.51]a few more sessions isn’t going to fix us.
[16:13.21]This is bigger than that.
[16:17.21]Why don’t we do it this way?
[16:18.81]Rex, you can take the first half-hour.
[16:21.21]Bree, you can take the second.
[16:25.31]Fine.
[16:27.81]Oh, and, doctor,
[16:28.81]if what he’s about to discuss has anything to do with adultery, prostitution, or internet pornography,
[16:34.61]I would really appreciate you taking a moral hard line.
[16:52.71]Hi, Ashley.
[16:54.91]Remember me? We -- we met earlier.
[17:00.11]Wow.
[17:01.61]Aren’t you the little artist? Ha ha.
[17:03.91]What are those -- flamingos?
[17:05.71]No.
[17:09.41]Well, they’re very pretty.
[17:11.71]It almost looks like they’re kissing.
[17:14.71]Funny thing about kissing --
[17:16.91]it’s not just for husbands and wives.
[17:19.31]Sometimes we kiss our mom or our grandpa.
[17:22.71]Sometimes we even kiss our dog. Ha ha.
[17:25.01]Sometimes we even kiss people who are just our friends,
[17:28.91]kind of like a high-five on the lips. Right? Ha ha.
[17:35.61]Uh... hey, Ash,
[17:38.81]I was at the mall, and I saw this.
[17:41.41]I thought you might like it.
[17:43.21]She’s hawaiian.
[17:45.01]Her name is princess kahalua,
[17:47.51]and I think it means "little waterfall," or "big pond" or something.
[17:56.61]Okay.
[17:57.51]So we’re good, right?
[18:02.11]Okay.
[18:03.01]Well, you enjoy your new little friend,
[18:05.31]and if there’s anything else you need, you just let me know.
[18:10.31]What I’d really like
[18:12.41]is a bike.
[18:42.81]Where did you find that?
[18:45.11]She used this to kill herself.
[18:47.81]Why would you keep it?
[18:50.71]Why?
[18:53.21]Because I thought we might need it someday.
[18:55.31]For what?
[18:56.71]Protection.
[18:58.01]I want to talk about mom.
[18:59.51]You need to take your medication.
[19:00.11]We are going to talk about mom.
[19:13.41]Hello, Zack.
[19:15.71]I hope this isn’t a bad time.
[19:20.41]What can I do for you, Mrs. Van De Kamp?
[19:22.61]Well, I wanted to invite you and your father to a dinner party tomorrow night.
[19:26.61]I’m not sure where he is right now.
[19:28.81]Oh. Well, I’m sorry it’s such late notice, but, well,
[19:32.81]we weren’t sure that you and your father were ready for any kind of social engagement yet,
[19:38.21]but, we’re sort of throwing it in your mother’s honor.
[19:43.11]Really?
[19:44.11]Yes, it’s just going to be a casual night with the gang.
[19:46.61]We’re going to eat and tell fun stories about your mom.
[19:53.51]Zack... are you okay?
[19:58.51]Hello, Bree.
[19:59.51]Oh, hi, Paul. I was just --
[20:01.21]I heard.
[20:02.11]Thank you, but we already have plans for tomorrow.
[20:04.91]Oh. That’s too bad.
[20:13.21]Well, I should go.
[20:15.21]Thank you, Mrs. Van De Kamp.
[20:18.71]For what, Zack?
[20:21.41]Remembering my mom.
[20:29.11]That night, Paul gave his son something to calm his nerves,
[20:33.41]and the next day, Gabrielle calmed her own nerves
[20:36.82]by giving something to her new best friend.
[20:40.11]Here you go.
[20:41.71]Top of the line, 3-speed, aluminum frame, handlebar ribbons, and a bell,
[20:47.01]and you’ll notice it’s royal blue to match your pretty little eyes.
[20:50.11]My eyes are green.
[20:52.41]Yeah, well, you’ll be cruising so fast on this, no one will even notice.
[20:56.21]It’s all yours, hon.
[20:57.21]Have fun.
[21:03.91]What? What’s wrong?
[21:05.61]I don’t know how to ride a bike.
[21:08.31]What?
[21:09.71]Well, then, why did you ask for one?
[21:12.81]Why can’t you show me?
[21:14.51]Ha ha. well.
[21:16.01]Sure, one of these days.
[21:19.31]What’s wrong with now?
[21:28.41]After her talk with Lynette,
[21:30.31]Susan decided to take a look at her old photo album,
[21:34.21]and she began to see herself in a whole new light,
[21:38.01]and the picture wasn’t flattering.
[21:52.41]Yeah, you got Karl. Leave a message.
[21:56.11]Hey, Karl, it’s me.
[21:57.81]I was hoping you’d be there.
[21:58.91]Um, listen, we need to talk,
[22:01.21]so maybe when you drop Julie off tomorrow,
[22:04.61]we could have a moment.
[22:06.01]It’s important.
[22:09.31]Give my best to...
[22:13.01]Brandi.
[22:16.01]Call me.
[22:19.91]Susan was proud of herself.
[22:21.81]She was finally ready to let go of her anger.
[22:29.11]Well...
[22:30.61]almost.
[22:37.81]The boys will be hungry at 5:30,
[22:39.31]so put the fish sticks in the toaster oven at 5:00.
[22:42.21]For half an hour. Honey, I know. This is the third time you’ve told me.
[22:45.81]Well, if the food’s late, god help you.
[22:47.51]Beautiful, I don’t need a pamphlet.
[22:49.61]It’s not brain surgery.
[22:50.91]They’re just kids, for god sake.
[22:55.91]Preston, would you come here?
[22:58.41]Yeah?
[22:59.11]Sweetie,
[23:00.71]you know our rule about eating cookies, right?
[23:02.61]Yeah, we can’t have them after 5:00 ’cause sugar makes us hyper.
[23:05.91]Yeah, but tonight, anything goes.
[23:12.11]Make sure you share with your brothers.
[23:13.91]Thanks, mom.
[23:19.61]Don’t look at your feet. Don’t look at your feet.
[23:21.41]Look at the road. Look at the road. Good.
[23:24.11]Ow. Okay.
[23:24.81]Find your balance. Find your balance.
[23:27.21]Okay, it’s all you. It’s all you! You’re doing great!
[23:31.31]Okay, stay to the right. Watch the car.
[23:34.11]Watch the car! Watch the car!
[23:37.51]Oh, god.
[23:40.81]Oh! Are you okay?
[23:41.81]Yeah. Let’s go again.
[23:43.91]Oh, honey, these heels don’t have another block in them.
[23:46.91]What about tomorrow?
[23:48.91]Well, you won’t be around tomorrow, ’cause you have school.
[23:52.21]I’m homeschooled.
[23:53.61]I’m always around.
[23:55.41]It was in that moment that Gabrielle realized this ride was far from over.
[24:04.71]I’m coming!
[24:10.01]Karl, what are you doing here? I asked you to come tomorrow.
[24:12.51]You said you wanted to talk. It sounded important.
[24:14.41]Tomorrow. I’m in a towel.
[24:17.01]We were married 14 years.
[24:19.01]I know what’s under there. Come on.
[24:25.21]I’m not really ready for this.
[24:26.71]I was going to have a whole speech prepared.
[24:29.01]Brandi and I have plans tomorrow.
[24:31.01]I suggest you wing it.
[24:37.31]um, okay.
[24:40.01]Here’s the thing, Karl --
[24:41.21]I was thinking about what happened in the driveway yesterday,
[24:46.01]and... I-I just don’t want to --
[24:49.71]I don’t want to live like that.
[24:50.81]I don’t want to be that kind of person,
[24:53.31]and I just thought if the two of us, you know, if we had a nice, calm --
[24:58.71]I need an apology, Karl.
[25:01.61]A what?
[25:02.21]An apology for the way you ended our marriage.
[25:04.31]You never took any responsibility for your behavior.
[25:08.91]I don’t know what to say, Susan.
[25:11.11]The heart wants what it wants.
[25:13.51]What does that mean?
[25:15.01]I fell in love.
[25:17.61]While you were married to someone else.
[25:20.61]The heart wants what it wants.
[25:23.61]Yeah, well, my heart wants to hurt you, but I can control myself.
[25:28.01]I-I don’t want to go back to that ugly place, really,
[25:30.71]and if you do, I suggest that you get some help.
[25:35.31]You know what?
[25:36.81]I don’t need an apology.
[25:37.81]I don’t need anything from you.
[25:39.81]You’re humiliating yourself.
[25:41.51]No, you’re the one who’s been humiliated, Karl.
[25:43.71]Why don’t you see that?
[25:45.11]You walked out on your family.
[25:47.11]People think you’re scum, not me,
[25:49.71]so worry about yourself. I’m okay with me.
[25:53.01]I can walk down the street and hold my head high.
[26:28.04]As the sun slowly settled on Wisteria lane,
[26:31.74]an unsettled Susan racked her brain to find a way into her own house.
[27:12.28]Aah!
[27:15.48]Lying naked in her shrubs,
[27:17.38]it occurred to Susan this could be the most humiliating moment of her life.
[27:23.18]Susan? Susan?
[27:24.28]She was wrong.
[27:26.38]Uh, whatcha doing?
[27:29.78]Locked myself out...
[27:31.78]naked.
[27:33.48]Oh.
[27:34.18]And then I fell.
[27:36.08]So how are you?
[27:37.28]Good, good.
[27:38.28]I just got back.
[27:39.78]I’ve been gone all day, and I got your messages about dinner,
[27:41.68]and, um, I would love to come if that invite still stands.
[27:46.18]It’s a date.
[27:47.48]All right. I, um...
[27:49.48]assume the dress is casual.
[27:51.88]Yeah. It’s -- it’s casual.
[28:03.28]Thanks for helping me break in.
[28:05.58]Do you think it’ll be hard to replace that screen?
[28:07.78]It depends.
[28:09.58]If you nail it in yourself, you might want to wear gloves...
[28:13.38]or pants. Pants wouldn’t hurt.
[28:16.18]Okay, I know what just happened is funny in theory,
[28:20.58]but I’m nowhere near ready to laugh about it, so please, no jokes.
[28:25.98]Hey, where have you two been?
[28:27.68]Uh, Susan had a problem finding something to wear.
[28:31.68]Oh, is that the kind of thing you meant?
[28:33.28]Pretty much.
[28:34.48]The kids are bouncing off the walls? Huh.
[28:37.58]Well, I’m sure you can figure a way to put them to bed, Tom.
[28:40.58]I mean, for god sakes, Tom, they’re just kids.
[28:46.18]Hey. Are you okay?
[28:48.58]Yes, I-I went jogging today,
[28:51.18]and I think I just pushed myself too hard.
[28:53.38]Oh, you’re probably not wearing the right shoes.
[28:55.78]Yeah, that thought did cross my mind.
[28:59.78]So Gabrielle says that you and Bree are taking lessons three times a week.
[29:02.78]Uh-huh.
[29:03.38]I’m actually thinking about playing again. I mean, it’s such great exercise.
[29:05.68]Mm. That it is.
[29:07.08]And my drop shot could use a serious tune-up.
[29:09.88]Think you can give me the number of your pro?
[29:12.18]Yeah. I’ll, uh, I’ll give it to you later.
[29:14.48]Well, what club does he work out of?
[29:17.68]Um...
[29:19.58]w-we’re not really taking tennis lessons, carlos.
[29:23.58]You’re not?
[29:25.18]That’s a story
[29:26.58]Bree concocted to cover the fact that we’re seeing a marriage counselor.
[29:32.28]Bree -- Bree... Bree -- Bree...
[29:35.18]he wouldn’t stop asking about the tennis pro.
[29:41.58]Bree and I are in marriage counseling.
[29:45.58]Everyone knows our secret now.
[29:47.58]Did the sky fall?
[29:48.98]Has your life come crashing down?
[29:57.68]If everybody would please take your seats,
[29:59.98]dinner is served.
[30:16.98]With the winds from the northwest at 4 miles per hour, it’s currently 55 degrees.
[30:21.98]Now we go to rich... live on the scene in westbrook.
[30:26.28]A grisly discovery was made today in westbrook when a chest was found in rockwater lake,
[30:31.38]discovered by a local area businessman and his grandson while they were fishing.
[30:35.18]Investigators recovered a wooden chest containing what appears to be human remains.
[30:40.98]Now, a police spokesman says the body was --
[31:23.78]Okay, I got to break the ice here.
[31:26.18]So you’re in counseling. Big deal.
[31:27.98]You want humiliation? I’ll give you humiliation.
[31:30.28]I locked myself out of my house stark naked and got caught by Mike.
[31:34.78]Oh, my god. When did this happen?
[31:36.48]Today, right before the party.
[31:38.78]What can I say? Right place, right time.
[31:42.58]I think I can top that. Try getting thrown out of disneyland for lewd behavior.
[31:45.88]What? When was this?
[31:47.28]When Tom and I were first married,
[31:48.56]things got a little out of hand on Mr. Toad’s wild ride.
[31:51.68]You’re kidding.
[31:52.48]No. We got perp walked down main street, USA.
[31:57.68]Well, since we’re doing true confessions,
[31:58.98]Carlos and I once broke a waterbed in Cancoon.
[32:02.38]How’d you manage that?
[32:03.08]Well, he used to have a thing for spiked heels.
[32:05.18]I’d just like to make it clear -- she was wearing them.
[32:12.38]Rex cries after he ejaculates.
[32:43.86]You think we left too early?
[32:46.06]I was thinking we left too late.
[32:50.16]So is, uh, Rex gone for good?
[32:53.26]I don’t know.
[32:54.86]God, I hope not.
[32:56.76]I mean, they’ve always been wound a little tight, but I’ve never seen them like that.
[33:01.06]Then again, who am I to judge?
[33:02.66]You mean people who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw soda cans?
[33:06.06]Okay, you have got to know that I only get that angry around Karl.
[33:10.06]He just treated me so badly at the end.
[33:12.96]I haven’t been able to get past it.
[33:15.26]Well, maybe he did you a big favor.
[33:17.36]What do you mean?
[33:18.46]Let’s look at Karl as a starter marriage -- you know, boot camp.
[33:21.56]Preparing you for something better next time.
[33:26.86]Mike... Listen, Mike...
[33:28.56]about the whole seeing me naked thing, I...
[33:32.46]I don’t -- I just want to thank you for being such A... perfect gentleman.
[33:37.46]Oh, I wasn’t a perfect gentleman. I might have snuck a peek.
[33:40.56]Oh.
[33:42.56]Good night.
[33:44.76]And, um, for what it’s worth...
[33:47.46]Wow.
[34:04.96]Hi.
[34:06.26]How was your night?
[34:08.86]We are raising little terrorists. You know that, don’t you?
[34:12.56]Oh. You didn’t have a good time?
[34:14.96]Okay, you know what? Drop the act.
[34:17.86]I know you gave them cookies.
[34:19.26]Oh. Who cracked, anyway?
[34:22.56]Porter Porter.
[34:24.06]Oh.
[34:25.96]So how was your, uh, dinner party?
[34:27.96]Well, there was dinner, but it wasn’t much of a party.
[34:30.56]Uh-oh. What happened?
[34:32.16]I don’t know.
[34:33.16]Rex announced that he and Bree are in counseling.
[34:36.86]She retaliated with this whole revelation which I won’t even go into now,
[34:41.16]and the bottom line is he stormed out.
[34:43.46]Clearly, there’s trouble in paradise.
[34:45.66]Honestly, I’m not that surprised.
[34:48.36]Why not?
[34:49.36]I don’t know. I just never got the idea that they were really happy.
[35:03.36]Are we happy?
[35:10.66]Man, oh, man.
[35:11.76]I keep seeing that look on Rex’s face,
[35:13.86]and then him taking off like that.
[35:17.16]Some night.
[35:18.96]Then again, I would probably cry, too, if I had to have sex with that woman.
[35:24.86]I mean, you watch a man get torn down like that,
[35:26.86]it makes you wonder why he let her get away with it.
[35:28.96]Believe me, if a woman ever humiliated me like that in public,
[35:33.66]hm-- it would only happen once.
[35:43.56]So, uh, where are you going?
[35:45.76]I’ll be staying at the motor lodge.
[35:48.46]The hotel by the interstate has better rates, and it’s closer to your work.
[35:52.86]Fine.
[35:55.56]I’m packing your swimsuit.
[35:58.36]There’s a pool there, and I know how swimming relaxes you.
[36:01.56]When our kids ask where I am, what are you going to say?
[36:05.76]Um...
[36:07.16]I could tell them that you went to tennis camp.
[36:10.56]That was a joke.
[36:11.56]Yeah. I got it.
[36:17.66]Ah. There.
[36:18.36]Obviously, if you’ve forgotten anything, you can, um, come right back and get it.
[36:23.96]Well, I’ll call you.
[36:28.46]Rex Rex.
[36:31.16]In college, when we first started dating,
[36:33.56]people were so jealous of us.
[36:35.96]We were the golden couple.
[36:37.96]Everybody knew we were going to have this wonderful life.
[36:40.86]Why is this happening?
[36:46.86]Because you can’t even let me pack my own suitcase.
[37:16.76]All right, see ya. Have fun.
[37:19.46]Hey.
[37:20.16]Where are you going?
[37:20.96]Just a sec.
[37:21.76]Mom?
[37:22.76]Don’t worry. I’m not packing heat.
[37:24.86]Hey, Brandi, would you scoot a little?
[37:29.66]Just scoot. Thank you.
[37:31.16]Hi.
[37:32.16]What are you doing?
[37:32.66]I’ll be quick.
[37:33.66]Brandi, I’m sorry for the way I treated you.
[37:36.36]It was uncalled for and childish, and it won’t happen again.
[37:40.16]I have built up a lot of anger towards you, both of you,
[37:43.46]and I realize now that I just can’t carry that around anymore,
[37:46.36]so apology or no apology,
[37:49.66]I’m moving on.
[37:58.16]Mrs. Mayer?
[37:59.76]Brandi Brandi.
[38:01.26]Brandi, get in the car.
[38:02.26]Mrs. Mayer.
[38:03.56]Please, call me Susan.
[38:07.96]I just wanted you to know
[38:10.16]what happened between me and Karl, things got out of hand
[38:13.46]because I thought your marriage was over.
[38:16.26]Anyway, I just wanted you to know I’m sorry. I really am.
[38:22.06]Thank you.
[38:27.86]And though it came from an unexpected source,
[38:30.96]Susan finally got the apology she’d always wanted.
[38:40.16]Hey. Let me take those.
[38:47.86]You’re wearing a really big hat.
[38:49.76]Yes, I am.
[38:52.06]Listen, the kids are watching a video,
[38:53.96]which means that we’ve got only about 45 minutes until they actually find nemo,
[38:59.16]so I suggest that we make the most of it.
[39:02.96]By reliving your night out with the guys?
[39:06.96]Lynette... Lynette...
[39:09.06]I’m trying.
[39:18.66]You look... ridiculous in that thing.
[39:22.16]Sexy ridiculous?
[39:25.56]Maybe.
[39:28.46]I can live...
[39:30.66]with maybe.
[39:33.86]Oh.
[39:41.66]You know, it’s going to take more than just this one night.
[39:46.86]I know.
[39:52.76]Ah.
[39:55.36]Looks like we have an audience.
[40:00.86]Let ’em look.
[40:02.16]As long as they don’t try and cut in.
[40:14.76]Dr. Goldfine.
[40:16.16]Bree. We’re not scheduled now, are we?
[40:19.16]I didn’t have time to make an appointment.
[40:21.66]Rex moved out today.
[40:23.96]Oh, I’m very sorry to hear that,
[40:25.46]but unfortunately, I’m completely booked right now.
[40:27.96]I don’t need much time.
[40:28.76]It just seems that you have more insight into my situation
[40:31.36]than I do, and I just think --
[40:32.46]Bree, we can’t talk now.
[40:34.56]If you could just tell me what he told you, then I could fix the problem.
[40:37.96]I can’t do that. It’s completely unethical.
[40:40.36]Well, why can’t you --
[40:42.26]that’s my next appointment.
[40:43.96]You really need to go.
[40:45.06]Dr. Goldfine, please.
[40:48.56]Hold on. I’ll go and talk to my client.
[41:17.26]Bree searched for Rex’s audiotape hoping to find answers.
[41:22.66]She found answers, all right,
[41:25.36]but to entirely different questions.
[41:28.36]I understand completely.
[41:30.36]I’ll -- I’ll be out in just a minute.
[41:37.96]Bree, I’m -- I’m sorry. He can’t wait,
[41:40.46]but I can see you first thing in the morning -- 8:00.
[41:44.26]8:00.
[41:46.76]Sorry to interupt.
[41:48.66]Bye.
[41:58.46]Yes, I remember the world --every detail.
[42:03.46]And what I remember most is how afraid I was.
[42:07.86]What a waste.
[42:09.96]You see, to live in fear is not to live at all.
[42:15.66]I wish I could tell this to those I left behind,
[42:19.36]but would it do any good?
[42:22.36]Probably not.
[42:25.66]I understand now --
[42:27.76]there will always be those who face their fears...
[42:34.06]and there will always be those who run away.